Nine things we can do now that we are Yellow Belts in Taekwondo:

1) Approach strangers on the street and tell them how they could improve themselves;
2) Go the the lavatory frequently on the airplane when seated in the middle or window seat;
3) Push a dog around in a baby stroller;
4) Become vegetarian and tell everyone at length how much better it is and why;
5) Whistle while we work;
6) Take up two spaces in a crowded parking lot to avoid door dings;
7) When stuck with a shopping cart with a wobbly wheel, take a better one away from someone else;
8) Say 'Hot enough for you?' when it's clearly very hot outside;
9) Cower before the five-year-old Green Belts