How to live to age 100 in just 12 years

If you'd ever like to feel older, try this:

1) Graduate from college.
2) Move out on your own. Live overseas. Get a job. Get several more jobs. Fall in love. Get married. Buy a house. Buy another house. Weigh options. Contemplate successes and failures. Second guess decisions. Find satisfaction in chosen paths.
3) Repeat for 12 years.
4) Return to a college campus, and stand in line with a bunch of freshman waiting to get into the cafeteria for dinner. Observe fashions and overhear conversational styles. Try to reconcile presence of self.

We couldn't take it. We got Quiznos instead.