Are you ready for some football? Umm... no.

So I dusted off our last remaining functioning VCR in order to finally transfer some old home movies over to DVD. They were almost all from way back in high school, most of which I haven't watched in years because, of course, they were on a VHS tape. But thanks to the wonders of modern technology, now all my blog readers worldwide can be subjected to them! Fortunately, half of my blog readers worldwide were in these stupid videos, so it's only the other half who will find this exercise completely pointless.

I thought we'd start with a little machismo, something to show the ladies just how cool we were back then. The day after graduation, we went down to the park to play football in our gowns. I was behind the camera, fortunately, because had my raw athleticism been added to this already testosterone-sweating mix, things really could have gotten out of hand.